There's an App for That!

Students in Quantitative Research Methods and Analysis: If professor Maahs or this course was an "app" for a phone or other e-device, what app would it be and why?

 

App
Explanation
That app that just sits on your phone You would never touch it but when other people see you have that app, they think you are smart. Its like that book that you never read, but keep on your bookshelf for others to see and think you read.
Doodle Jump People would rather be playing Doodle Jump, and we all doodle during class and think about jumping out the window.
Words With Friends You do well at the beginning. Then you start getting annoyed. Then that red "5" above the app annoys you so much that you quit. The Obsessive number of games you started becomes too much to handle.
Sarcasm App, "Smart Ass Comments," etc (multiple versions) Enter Maahs quote to see level of sarcasm, keep track of jokes/sarcastic remarks, etc.
Unnamed Translates normal talk into pointy headed language so one can converse with pointy headed people.
Light Saber App It looks cool and you need to have it, but it has little practical value.
Unblock Me It is definitely the most challenging app on my phone. I don't understand half the puzzles and its insanely frustrating but when I do complete a level its the best feeling of satisfaction.
Solitaire App The info/game never changes, but they keep making new editions
Unnamed A game where you are attacking things and the more you kill, the more it kicks you in the butt.